Are you feeling guilty for eating all the cereal you said was for the kids? Laden with remorse because you took a nap at your desk when your boss wasn't looking? Overcome with embarrassment when your child sticks their hand down their pants at the mall? We'll don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!
I did not answer the door in my pajamas, even though I knew somebody was dropping by. I'm always showered and dressed at 5 pm!
I have not been through drive thrus more times in the past few weeks than I have in, well, ever. I would never be that lazy!
I did not accidentally super glue my skin (and then have to leave it there because it was in a place that you would NOT want to put acetone...).
I was not that mom in the post office. You know, the one with the bratty child that everybody is staring at while said child screams at the top of his lungs so loud that you can feel your ears vibrating. Nope, my children are perfect angels that are only seen and not heard.
I did not have so much clean laundry on the kitchen table that there was no place left to sit down and eat. I always put the laundry away right away!
I did not feel like the worst car seat tech ever when Jonas' infant seat made that unmistakable *click* while I UNbuckled him, after arriving somewhere. Nope, I never make mistakes like that!
I did not offer to take photos for a friend's daughter's first birthday party and then have half of the photos be of my own kid. What kind of friend would do that?
I did not answer the door in my pajamas, even though I knew somebody was dropping by. I'm always showered and dressed at 5 pm!
I have not been through drive thrus more times in the past few weeks than I have in, well, ever. I would never be that lazy!
I did not accidentally super glue my skin (and then have to leave it there because it was in a place that you would NOT want to put acetone...).
I was not that mom in the post office. You know, the one with the bratty child that everybody is staring at while said child screams at the top of his lungs so loud that you can feel your ears vibrating. Nope, my children are perfect angels that are only seen and not heard.
I did not have so much clean laundry on the kitchen table that there was no place left to sit down and eat. I always put the laundry away right away!
I did not feel like the worst car seat tech ever when Jonas' infant seat made that unmistakable *click* while I UNbuckled him, after arriving somewhere. Nope, I never make mistakes like that!
I did not offer to take photos for a friend's daughter's first birthday party and then have half of the photos be of my own kid. What kind of friend would do that?
this is fantastic and I want to know but don't want to know where you got the super glue!
ReplyDeleteha ha too funny..love your photographs!
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